Celeb nothingtowear blogger Eva Beva hit the dust yesterday evening while working on her bloggo. Apparently she suffered a sudden paroxism. Close family members attended her in her last moments, offering first-aid in the form of suggestions like ‘Would you please stop doing that?’ and ‘Imbecile’, but unfortunately our heroine snuffed it. Blog rest her soul.
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You sea-urchin! Stoy vivita y coleando! Blogging better than ever! Been to DIA today, the wine section has expanded and now includes vintage Champagne. Pichi boyo has pooed twice today, he especially enjoys doing it in public places like libraries and supermarkets. I’m off to beddo for my beauty sleep. Ah! we need a new battery for saturday – you know, the pimp and the boyo want a splash in the pool…