Be warned: if a pepito swimming pools asks you to plug in an inflatable swimming pool to your car-lighter, just ignore him. His only aim is to vampirise the life-blood of your battery. Yesterday, at Camping Escorial, and in broad daylight, he certainly finished off mine, which had been working perfectly well for six years. Said battery would have lasted another six, had I not fallen prey to el pimpo’s dirty trickos.
Beware especially of his accomplice, Pichi Boyo, who acts the innocent toddler in need of a refreshing dip. Usually well combed and well turned-out, he uses great cunning and charm to win the confidence of his partner’s victim.
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Pichi boyo is sleeping his pichi-siesta right now, before his gimmo session (with personal trainer). He has learned the word “cuna” today and has made friends with guys with pierced noses at the INEM this morning. Kisso!